Shitle ([info]hoss_man) wrote,

An Ode to Mazzy's

Mazzy's... you are my love.

Once i walk in,
I sense great atmosphere.
I am pleased with the drinks,
Whether it be whiskey or beer.

I am greeted with smiles
From chicks dressed in black.
Their attitudes are inviting,
And so are their racks.

I'm allowed to sit
At any table i wish.
I'm free to watch sports
From your satellite dish.

From billiards to darts
I can play with my buds,
To the hot bartenders
That fill me with suds.

This i must say,
I am always pleased.
I just puked in the bathroom.
Bartender, take my keys.

Forever and always
This is a damn good bar.
I'm drunk off my ass,
And i can't find my car.

-----Kyle

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